why does everything close so early on sunday jesus didnt die for this
why is peter pan always flying?
I love this joke because it never grows old
sometimes i forgot that i’ll have to pay for internet in the future
if you get a group of at least five people between their late teens and early/middish twenties and have one of them quote spongebob squarepants i swear to god they can kill half an hour at minimum just quoting random and often unrelated spongebob snippets back and forth at each other nigh verbatim without any other conversation, this is basically science